thatsmoderatelyraven:
“ This is my favorite headline ever
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64bitwar:

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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imnickjamesbitch:
“ trapcard:
“ whitelivesdontmatter:
“ jac5ob:
“ WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED
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“a bit larger than we expected” ”
they gave birth to Hagrid bye.
”
This needs answers
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pseudophan:
“good afternoon to everyone except the creator of tumblrbot
”
"… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything."

Charles Bukowski

(me)


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gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

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dailyjackiechan:

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

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lesbianlena:
“me @ me at 3am
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crimjims:

delta-alpha:

dintix:

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

Not again, Satan

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

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